Good Student (Track 6, Welcome To Earth)

John - Rhythm/Vocals
The Warlock - Bass
Shawn - Lead
Al - Drums

Good Student
(John)

(opening lead guitar riff followed by the drum, bass and rhythm section)

You are smart
you are so good
You're the one girl
who's not misunderstood
You ace math
You ace english
You ace Art
Smart enough to dodge a speeding dart

(bridge riff)

While other girls go through the motions
only one girl gets my devotion
She's a good girl
and a very good student

(chorus)

She's a goooooood student
She's a goooooood student
Good student
Good student
She's a good student
uh huh

(mini rhythm riff)

I see her coming down the hall
bad students in the way
I hope they trip and fall
because she's the one who makes my day
She better watch out for idiots
and other morons out there
But when the sky is blue
nothing will keep me from you

(chorus)

She's a gooooooood student
She's a gooooooood student
Good Student
Good Student
She's a good student
uh huh

(Lead solo then rhythm solo)

You have to know
you are not a ho
I like you from head to toe
Bad students are the foe
you don't need to rehearse
You always finish first
You are not a prude
You're just goooddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

(chorus)

She's a goooooood student
She's a goooooood student
Good Student
Good Student
She's a good student
uh huh
She's a goooooood student
She's a goooooood student
Good Student
Good Student
She's a good student
uh huh
Uh huh
uh huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(end melody)

Hey Alice (Track 5, Welcome To Earth)

The Warlock - Bass/Vocals
John - Rhythm
Shawn - Lead
Al - Drums


 Hey Alice
(Warlock)

(Drumline, then rhythm, then bass and lead guitar)

The new girl is so damn hot
I gotta ask her out
First I gotta get to know her first
then see what she's all about.
Hey Aliceeeeeee
I see you're having trouble
making friends at school
Your friend count is about to double
Because I think you're cool

(straight into the chorus)

Hey Alice!
Hey Alice
I can be your friend
all the way to the end
Hey Alice!
Hey Alice!
Come be my girl
Forever and ever
Hey Alice!
Hey Alice!
Muahzzzzzz

(Back to the original melody)

I can tell you're beautiful
and I can tell you're sweet
I'm probably the best of all the rest
No one else could compete
A thousand boys could be around
I could stomp them into the ground
When it comes to a race
I'd do anything to put a smile on your face

(back to the chorus)

Hey Alice!
Hey Alice
I can be your friend
all the way to the end
Hey Alice!
Hey Alice!
Come be my girl
Forever and ever
Hey Alice!
Hey Alice!
Muahzzzzzz

(back to the original melody)

If you see me coming
Come up and say hi to me
I want to be yours and yours alone
that's all I want to be
I know you're as special as you seem
We would make the perfect team
There's only one thing left to say
and that's you're my baby girl Alice

(chorus)


Hey Alice!
Hey Alice
I can be your friend
all the way to the end
Hey Alice!
Hey Alice!
Come be my girl
Forever and ever
Hey Alice!
Hey Alice!
Muahzzzzzz

(lead guitar solo)

Hey Alice!
Hey Alice
I can be your friend
all the way to the end
Hey Alice!
Hey Alice!
Come be my girl
Forever and ever
Hey Alice!
Hey Alice!
Muahzzzzzz

(mini-drum solo before the melody starts back up)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

(end melody)

I'm Korean (Track 4, Welcome To Earth)

John - Rhythm/Vocals
The Warlock - Bass
Shawn - Lead
Al - Drums

I'm Korean
(John)

(rhythm begins the melody before the bass and drum line join in, then lead comes in last)

You think you know who I am
You don't know a thing
I'm the best there ever was
Don't need a ring

(mini riff)

Just because I'm from another country
don't give you the right to stare
I can knuckle up with anyone
A fight should always be fair

(Bridge)

I'm Korean
and that's who I am
and if you don't like it
Jump off the Hoover Dam

(chorus)

I'm Korean!
Yeah I'm Korean!
I'm Korean!
Yeah I'm Korean!
That's what I am
I'm Korean!
Yeah I'm Korean!
I'm Korean!
Yeah I'm Korean!
That's what I am!

(second riff)

Just because I'm an outsider
Doesn't mean I'm cruel
Just because I'm asian
Doesn't make me a fool
I could drop you in one punch
and kick you in the dirt
I'll knock you down and steal your lunch
then go buy myself a new shirt

(bridge)

I'm Korean
and that's who I am
and if you don't like it
Jump off the Hoover Dam

(chorus)

I'm Korean!
Yeah I'm Korean!
I'm Korean!
Yeah I'm Korean!
That's what I am
I'm Korean!
Yeah I'm Korean!
I'm Korean!
Yeah I'm Korean!
That's what I am!

(guitar solo before going back to the original melody)

Yo we got better lives than you
Got IQ's over one hundred fifty two
I'm handsome, I'm smart, I'm the man
and I don't even need a tan
You see me and I'll leave you in awe
Lemme tell ya whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

(chorus)

I'm Korean!
Yeah I'm Korean!
I'm Korean!
Yeah I'm Korean!
That's what I am
I'm Korean!
Yeah I'm Korean!
I'm Korean!
Yeah I'm Korean!
That's what I am!

(mid riff)

I'm Korean
I'm Korean
I'M KOREAN
THAT'S WHAT I AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

(end melody)

I Hate Bitches (Track 3, Welcome To Earth)

The Warlock - Bass
Al - Drums/Vocals
Shawn - Lead
John - Rhythm

Track 3: I hate bitches
(by Al)

(Opening chorus)

I hate bitches
They suck so much
I hate bitches
they got no class
I hate bitches
they suck big portions of ass

(1st melody)

Going to school is such a bore
Especially since everyone's a whore
These girls are so disgusting
and look so fucking poor
These bitches are dumb
got the brains of a crumb
The only way i'd touch some ass
is after I smoked some heavy grass

I hate bitches
They suck so much
I hate bitches
they got no class
I hate bitches
they suck big portions of ass

(second melody)

I could dump out a log
that's better looking than this bitch
and she ain't no fuckin dog
just a god damn witch
Ugh, I'm about to puke
i hate these bitches so much
I wish i could beat them
over the head with a crutch

I hate bitches
They suck so much
I hate bitches
they got no class
I hate bitches
they suck big portions of ass

(guitar solo)

I hate bitches
They suck so much
I hate bitches
they got no class
I hate bitches
they suck big portions of ass

(end melody)

Gettin Some Ass (Track 2, Welcome To Earth)

Shawn - Vocals
The Warlock - Bassline
Al - Drumbeat
John - Mixmaster

Track 2. Gettin some ass
(by Shawn)

Yo Yo
Its the Ayatollah rollin on ya know
niggas be up in my face n shit
fuck that shit
hey yo...

I see her walkin my way
I be starin at her chest
thinkin its my lucky day
you know i'm the best
damn girl you so fine
lemme take ya home
sip some wine
and show ya a good time
Just wait till we're alone
disconncect the phone
turn the lights out
make sure no ones home
Its ok baby you can trust me
i'll give it to ya good
cause that's the way it should be
Lets head up to my room
kick the dog off the bed
lets get naked and shit
cause that's all that needs to be said

Yo yo
I'm gettin some ass
yo yo
ain't gotta walk on glass
yo yo
I'm gettin some ass
yo yo
big or small its always good
yo yo
I'm gettin some ass

Her breasts are as big as watermelons
and she's got an ass tighter than a drum
she's one sexy hottie and now its time for fun
let me kiss you lemme squeeze you
mmmm you know i can please you
lemme rub those gigantic tits
oh please baby don't throw a fit
I can take care of you good
nevermind my raging wood
lets get down to business
because i can feel you getting wet
you know you want your pussy pet
mmmmm feels so good i just gotta eat it
after that i'm probably gonna beat it
hahahaha

Yo yo
I'm gettin some ass
yo yo
ain't gotta walk on glass
yo yo
I'm gettin some ass
yo yo
big or small its always good
yo yo
I'm gettin some ass

mmmmm gettin it on is always fun
shit woman i ain't even done
you know i'll be fuckin you hard
i'm good, i ain't no retard
sliding my dick deep inside
oh yeah don't be terrified
shit girl you know how to fuck
isn't that just my luck
yeah baby cum for me
i'm gonna cum in you bad
oh shit what was that
oh fuck its her dad
sorry bitch but i gotta go
Time to jump out the window

Yo yo
I'm gettin some ass
yo yo
ain't gotta walk on glass
yo yo
I'm gettin some ass
yo yo
big or small its always good
yo yo
I'm gettin some ass

Yo yo
I'm gettin some ass
yo yo
ain't gotta walk on glass
yo yo
I'm gettin some ass
yo yo
big or small its always good
yo yo
I'm gettin some ass

Arrival (Track 1: Welcome To Earth)

The Warlock - Bass/Vocals
John - Rhythm
Shawn - Lead
Al - Drums

Track 1. Arrival


Arrival
(by Warlock)

(Warlock and Al begin the bass and drum line followed by Shawn and John's guitar harmony)

When you see us walk down the street
Better run the other way
No one else can really compete
because we live day to day
You can't touch us
and you never will
Admit it that we are the best
and swallow that bitter pill

(bridge riff)

We're on the scene
we're in the light
You think we're obscene
come out to fight

(chorus)

Can't stop us now
Can't take us down
Don't give a damn
Because we are here
Can't make us leave
Can't throw us out
Step out of the light
because we are here
We have arrived

(second verse)

Put down the Sega Saturn
and get out ofthe way
The only thing that matters
is we've come to play
We're ready to roll
and never gonna stop
Even when we get old
We'll still be at the top

We're in total demand
Get your tickets now
Don't care if you don't like us
Can't stop us anyhow

Can't stop us now
Can't take us down
Don't give a damn
Because we are here
Can't make us leave
Can't throw us out
Step out of the light
because we are here
We have arrived

(guitar solo followed by a drum and bassline)

yeah...you know what I'm talking about
We're here to stay

(resume melody)

Can't stop us now
Can't take us down
Don't give a damn
Because we are here
Can't make us leave
Can't throw us out
Step out of the light
because we are here
We have arrived

Can't stop us now
Can't take us down
Don't give a damn
Because we are here
Can't make us leave
Can't throw us out
Step out of the light
because we are here
We have arrived

(end melody)